queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

junjouprince:

some 69 mins

tapdancers:

concentrateddabs:

sweetaandlow:

From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex

That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment

i cant stop laughing at this whole thing

tapdancers:

concentrateddabs:

sweetaandlow:

From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex

That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment

i cant stop laughing at this whole thing

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

chubby-bunnies:

Kels/16/US/Size 18-20
The romper is from JCPenny.

chubby-bunnies:

Kels/16/US/Size 18-20

The romper is from JCPenny.

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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astronaute:

adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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sure you did

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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tumblrs worst nightmare

tumblrs worst nightmare

pastelfairytears:

♥

pastelfairytears:

fitzroythecat:

Teeny tiny tongue.

fitzroythecat:

Teeny tiny tongue.

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